(Source: lizforbes)
(Source: lizforbes)
i can’t believe they did this to grace.
You come! Aladdin and Jasmine tea await you. This is why I keep you around. Because you understand my love for aged men....
Oooooh, come cuddle, come cuddle. There will be love. Ugh, yeah. Or Ewan McGregor circa Moulin Rouge. Shit would go...
‘That’s Mini and I!’
You know how I make occasional blonde jokes out of love? This moment was such a blonde moment, I don’t even need to make...
If they’re horny, yeah. And some just like my face enough to go for it.
WHO… Alright, well…...may have miscalculated how long my limbs are, and ended up getting...
I know, right? …Shit. You’re so… Do girls actually go for this shit?
Barred your windows? What did you do this time?! Ugh, how’d you know? It was totally going to be a surprise. I was going...
Good one. I’m never that attached, so it doesn’t really matter. It’s always a perk if they’re up for it though. A...
Yes. Of course, yes, yes, yes. My Mom’s barred my windows, but she loves you, so… …Jenny? What the hell? ARE YOU IN...
Usually? What do you do when they don’t? Cry and pluck your eyebrows?
Tomorrow, my mom’s house! You basically live with me, I don’t see why my mom or your mom would mind. :3 Boyfriends…...
You’ll come around. They usually do.
When/where. I’m drooling at the thought. Who needs boyfriends?
Of course. And chocolate with caramel centers imported from Europe, in my big bed, in our silk jammies. Perfect date.
I don’t suppose it would be. Tea and Disney movies are also necessary.
…Either way. I’m really not interested.
Post-pubescent. I can assure you, it’s long, thick and nice.
Would it be a proper cuddle session without them?
If your prepubescent, smelly cock gets anywhere near my mouth, I’ll be sure to rip it off with my teeth. Try me.
Can I have belly rubs? That’s the deal breaker…
I miss you. Stop spending your weekends with words and come cuddle with me.
I wasn’t talking about fucking, I was talking about a blowjob. But ouch, no need to get so feisty. You could really hurt...
I don’t fuck losers.
Niq? What the hell kind of name is that?...got a nice mouth. I could see that around my...
Little Miss Niq. Annoying, tall, pale. Carries a journal around in her bag, talks too much and too loudly. But she’s...